Happy-Go-Lucky
Exceptional specimen. Of true rare breed conceived by writer and raised by director without any adults to oversee.
True artists madness. Paired with some good parts, full of aping and some horrible casting.
KUNG FURY
All in one.
She's Funny That Way
Film has huge issues with script and dialogs writing.
Mad Max: Fury Road
Well, it is not masterpiece, far from it.
But if you have big 3D projector or TV and want complete 100% brain rest during watching - it will do fine.
Finally moved to Triumph of meanness topic (just due to complete lack of logic), but as authors never attempt to use your brains, I think it is quite safe for them.
Jurassic world
Whole movie you live with only hope... that all main characters (preferably with director and film crew combined) will be eaten.
And this all end up with huge disappointment.
Run All Night
Very bad script, same quality dialogs full of stupid stamps, badly written and acted characters.
MR. Robot, series
Compilation of so otter crap, it is just strange how it was released to such wide audience.
White Squall, 1996
It could be good proper film, but it is not. Something is wrong with every part - scenery, actors, performance, idiotic scenes, bad editing. Focus on looks also ruined everything, as looks is not all. You just do not care for anyone and in such film it means total disaster.
Better check Wolfgang Petersen films instead of this.
Big Game, 2014
Film is intentionally made ridiculous, some dialogs really deliver.
Self/less
May be not so bad idea, badly executed and turned into bunch of events happening with people for whom you do not care.
Southpaw
Perfect example of meaningless stuff.
Everything from start to finish is wrong, inaccurate, bad and about someone who deserve it all.
I got roped into watching 50 Shades of Grey, By far, that was the worst piece of crap movie I've ever seen. I can't imagine anyone enjoying that film.
All is bright
Utter mess.
San Andreas
What happens if you write lame story, hire wrong director, not suitable actors and even save on some SFX? This!
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Horrible shit for small children written by 3 year old.
Papa ou maman
Example of horrible trash "comedy"
Who Am I - No System Is Safe
Another thing about "hackers" (as totally dope directors and script authors see them).
Mix from shit, piss, cock, motherfucker and tits.
Trash
Capitalist elites wrote and filmed fairy tale how they want you to "fight" with corruption.
Tomorrowland
It is impossible to write or make complete list about things wrong with this film, as everything is wrong and out of place. Trashy "future" presented to idiots as heaven, same usual stories of abstract global warming, nuclear destruction, saving planet. Guys, remember prophecy - planet is fine, we are fucked! (c)
Terminator Genisys
Another in the series of "CGI plus some cheap unnecessary dialogs in between".
I only wonder that can happen if Hollywood finally replaces Indian slaves with AI and bad actors with their AI+CGI versions? Will it be 5 hours of CGI with constant bad dialogs during it and each new series will come on Monday?
Cooties
We really needed some competition to ZOMBEAVERS.
You can't eat the teachers!
Cop Car
Not bad film, nope. Simple, sometimes realistic.
But characters are very close to ones in films that started this topic.
Star wars: The Force Awakens
Who are you? - I am no one. (c) Game of Thrones
I was raised to do one thing. Wax my carrot. (c) GC
The Dark Side, the Jedi. They are real. (c) cocaine adept
The Force, it is calling to you (knock knock!). Just let it in! (c) new absolute high of marazm
The Final Girls
Fun thing is that film is quite good and have some good ideas. Add it to the list if you liked Cooties and ZOMBEAVERS.
Mr. Holmes
Again artists without someone to oversee, looks for nothing, acting without purpose.
And good illustration how Conan Doyle and poor imitations compare in reality.
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