Marriage is like a tornado. Initially, there's a lot of blowing and sucking. Eventually, you end up losing your house.
(c) Some unknown guy.
Other version:
Typhoons always have female names, because they are like women: they come wet and wriggle, and when they leave, they take everything from you: your house, your car ...
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